A Detailed Account of A Marriage and All Things Relative
Loyal fans of W&B remember that Weight Watchers changed my life. I lost 40 lbs on WW plus another 20 before joining for a grand total of 60 lbs. And recently {as in last week} I cancelled my membership to WW.
I probably shouldn’t look this happy about it.
And I’ve gained 10 lbs since the day I got married.
Eeeeee!
As a newlywed, one must be on the best defenses against a lot of post wedding ills: buying every single home decor magazine in sight to replace all the bridal magazines your unmarried friends stole, attempting to become the most domestic wife on the planet by pledging to make one’s self a bolero to rival all boleros and then crying like a child when one realizes one sucks at sewing, or the most dreaded — allowing the pre-wedding weight loss to turn into a post wedding weight gain.
