Today is Thursday. I’ve missed a few TMIs because of you know, Jesus being born. Santa coming. The New Year being rung, etc. So here it is.
I am the creepiest person you know. Don’t believe me?
By virtue of my current position in life, I spend a lot of time on the internets. As a direct result I read a lot of blogs, do a lot of Facebooking and tweeting, and ton more google searches. Because of all this internet poking around I have developed unreal relationships with people, most of whom I do not know.
The Pioneer Woman, one of my first internet crushes, if you will, was believed to be an actual acquaintance of mine by many because of the frequency with which I referenced her in my daily life. That Wife? MB was convinced that she and I worked/went to school together. I talk about her by first name to him, probably once a day. Disgruntled Julie and none other than LivitLuvit have the extreme misfortune of LIVING IN THE DISTRICT. I email, twitter and blog harass them about maybe hanging out on the regular. It is horrifying.
The creepiness doesn’t stop there. Once acquainted with me in HS? Don’t worry, I will google search your name for hours if I feel like. Recently engaged? Yep, I definitely went to the knot AND my weddings searching for your wedding webpage. Oh…you’re MARRIED now?! Well, don’t worry, I will google search “You & New Husband Last Name”, “You + New Husband”, “You + New Husband Last Name”, “You and New Husband”….etc looking ENDLESSLY for your photographer to post on their blog, photos of your day.
And facebook…I don’t even want to talk about it.
I know that all women stalk. Please. I know this. But I have it perfected to an art. A creepy one.
Do you internet harass/stalk? Let’s hear it.